Rot Your Brain

Cinematic fanatic with a knack for the dramatic.

Jan 8

Hanna

Hanna begins with the titular character hunting reindeer in total silence.  She is in a thus far unnamed woods and the cinematography is beautiful.  When she shoots the reindeer with her crossbow Hanna walks up and says, “I just missed your heart,” detachedly and with melancholy.  And so, to complete the kill, she has to shoot with her gun, an action that makes a jarring, noise, startling us out of our reverie.

Next, we meet a man living with and training Hanna as he tries to take her out exclaiming, “You were half asleep out there!”  She refers to him as Papa as she shows him the big game she has hunted for them and we learn his relation to her.  Another tell that this man is her father is their version of bedtime stories, although their routine is that he simply reads to her from the Encyclopedia Britannica and she reads Grimm’s Fairytales to herself until she falls asleep.

Soon enough we understand why they are living off the grid: they are hiding from a CIA operative named Marissa and it is Hanna’s destiny to kill Marissa so they can be without fear for their lives, creating the conflict of naïf and the wicked witch.

Unfortunately, just as it happens in Grimm’s Fairytales, things get morbid.  People die, people you don’t want to die die, and good guys die.  That’s just the sort of story this is and that’s just what makes it so good.

At the very end of the movie Hanna misses her mark again, and again she says, “I just missed your heart,” followed by the shot of her gun.  The parallel is stark and leaves us breathless.


Sep 16

For Vectron!!


Jul 11

Do people really check out each other’s asses in real life as often as they do in movies/television?


Jul 10

Well, “Muriel’s Wedding” just took a turn for the serious…


Jun 7

How You Know You Are Watching An Erotic Thriller…

  • The plot summary claims that the “climax will make you gasp…in horror”
  • The leading lady licks a knife while preparing food in the first few scenes
  • Alternatively, she cuts her finger accidentally, and then sucks on it with gusto for an uncomfortably long time
  • Gratuitous lesbian pool scenes abound
  • Eighties-style electric guitar solos feature heavily in the soundtrack


Apr 3
Funny Face!!  

Funny Face!!  

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Saturday Night’s Alright For Writing

I’m watching Stripes and eating popcorn.  This reminds me that I want to marry Bill Murray circa 1979.  Other men I would consider?

Jake Gyllenhaal

James Franco

Heath Ledger

Andy Samberg

Any other ideas, everyone?


Apr 2

Surprising Crushes

James Spader

James Spader, in his youth (see above), was undeniably sexy.  Was anyone else rooting for Molly Ringwald to have hate sex with him in Pretty in Pink?  He was charming, charismatic, and probably bad news for anyone involved with him romantically.  The surprising part of this crush is that I still yearn for him.  Do yourself a favor and catch him with a sexy New Orleans accent in Storyville.

Boston Legal

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Interestingly enough, I believe part of the reason he is attractive to me is because of his mouth-breathing pervertedness…he sort of has a peeping-tom/stalker quality which lets you know without a doubt that he WOULD hit that.  There is nothing more attractive than someone being very obviously attracted to you.

Tilda Swinton

She’s this rigid british ice queen, but she still has a raw sexual appeal.  And being super talented is, of course, always a turn-on.

Steve Buscemi

This is possibly the most surprising crush of all.  I first saw the possibility of being attracted to him in his turn in Ghost World, but in Boardwalk Empire he won my heart. What can I say?  I happen to appreciate an organized crime leader with latent humanity. 

Alan Rickman

I just thought the whole boss-secretary dynamic in Love Actually was hot, although it did pretty much suck that he was cheating on his lovely wife, played by Emma Thompson!!!


Mar 16
I. Love. Flight. Of. The. Conchords.

I. Love. Flight. Of. The. Conchords.

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Mar 15
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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